Hi there, you online peddler of different wares,

I’m not interested in what you sell at all. This isn’t a website that sells anything, unless you’re prepared to pay for advertising space. Even in that case, I’d still probably refuse to approve your ‘posts’. There are lots of places online where you can spam the world population to exhaustion.

Have a great day and stop trying to spam me. I bet you understand what I mean … Go and bother people elsewhere, FFJ